I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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