I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
my liver is dry heaving
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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