we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she told me i tasted like america
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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