She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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