i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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