I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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