I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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