he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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