soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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