Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
