Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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