Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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