But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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