Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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