You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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