Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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