People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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