He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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