Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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