quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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