Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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