sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
