We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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