honey bunches of taint.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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