I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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