is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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