we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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