the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Mom said you looked used
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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