i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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