It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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