She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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