she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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