I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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