Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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