You're completely useless in the revolution.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
