You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Pooping to opera.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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