I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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