How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
