You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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