i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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