'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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