I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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