Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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