Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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