She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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