Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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