You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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