have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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