is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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