I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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