problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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