I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
