Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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