yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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