found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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