You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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