after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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